taking a freaky breather. Am not going to let these crap let rain on my parade

12 minutes 17 seconds ago by indy_317

@PeytonsBiceps Depends on who is taking a crap on their own 35?

12 minutes 43 seconds ago by stevewtam

People that scream when they get fucked are surprisingly quiet when taking a crap.

13 minutes 54 seconds ago by jfearsome

Is there a 15 yard penalty for taking a crap on the field? #PuppyBowl

24 minutes 48 seconds ago by JoeInBugaha

@Angel_AQW Currently I'm taking a crap & mum's playing farmville :/

27 minutes 39 seconds ago by SpeedyTheDrow

#IThoughtIDied when I was taking a crap and it got stuck...

40 minutes 21 seconds ago by Th3seThoughts

i'm back and im over in Afghanistan so i will keep my tweets more interesting then "hey that guy is taking a crap in the street everyday!"

54 minutes 35 seconds ago by itsmeblake3

@DHSgov @NFL I see a dog taking a crap in my front yard.

59 minutes 26 seconds ago by cosmicgtr

If your taking crap about me behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass

1 hours 5 minutes 10 seconds ago by elenakoleva217

taking a nap before the big game..I don't need to watch another 3 hours of pregame crap

1 hours 9 minutes 53 seconds ago by jocoolwu

taking a crap

1 hours 17 minutes 59 seconds ago by dmcshizzy

..i talk to her on the phone while taking a crap..so i can honestly say i give a shit..

1 hours 22 minutes 11 seconds ago by boshette

@mckenzie_brown lol I'm taking it as a compliment ;) people only steal stuff that's worth stealing. Hence why we never lock our crap car :Px

1 hours 25 minutes 22 seconds ago by TheVintageVeil

Watching #ididntknowiwaspregnant & I'm having a hard time understanding how a ring of fire in your vagina can feel like taking a big crap!

1 hours 32 minutes 5 seconds ago by London_York

Tweeting is like taking a dump. You feel relieved letting out the crap you felt inside. If not you did it wrong. You crapped yourself.

2 hours 2 minutes 23 seconds ago by jaemsbits