Taking a shit has become an epic battle for survival. That's what I get for eating at Chili's.

29 seconds ago by amazingatheist

I'm always on twitter when I'm taking a shit hmmm

41 seconds ago by Dolo_Hussle

Taking a shit at work was the hardest thing I've ever had to do. Lol my phobia of publix restrooms is too crucial

46 seconds ago by kkoehn_

Smoky you back there taking a shit. Ew I see the corn lls #MovieQuotes

48 seconds ago by IkeMansWorld

taking a trip home. some shit gotta get handled

1 minutes 39 seconds ago by _ChrisSosa

RT @1Cynn: Life is a lot like toilet paper You're either on a roll... Or taking shit from an asshole lol #word- lmfao

2 minutes 10 seconds ago by Orlandodaillest

Why do people act like taking a shit is so repulsive ... Bitch you shit! Face it

2 minutes 42 seconds ago by iiSeTTrip4JESUS

@NestorSpeeaks shit just finshed taking a leakkkk chilling on compton lmaoo

2 minutes 48 seconds ago by WheewNasCarJDM

Wish I had some way of taking him down for all the shit he does... Don't ever trust a cop..

2 minutes 56 seconds ago by 18Brendan18

#Fml the light bulb blew out while im taking a shit......#stressed

3 minutes 4 seconds ago by Chimi_Saab

- Why R u taking it out on me I never said A Lie abouut youu I Lovee u to much and becus of her ! This shit hapeing :((

3 minutes 5 seconds ago by Fucked_YoHoe

BOY I SEEN A NIGGA IN G HALL BATHROOM TAKING A SHIT LOL THAT SHIT WAS TOOOOO FUNNY

3 minutes 9 seconds ago by NoHoesHere_

@JJuggCook sound like he taking a shit wen he playing the game

3 minutes 12 seconds ago by Psquared11

@corbinwellford it means im tweeting while taking a shit on your pillow

3 minutes 18 seconds ago by mac_wilkie

*Taking a super hard test* F^ck this shit. I'll be a stripper... : D

3 minutes 30 seconds ago by Vale2495