“@zachmorrow: I hate having to take a dump after I get out of the shower.” I thought girls didn't poop?

57 seconds ago by AbortYourself

Me-cole you want a take bath Cole- I didnt poop today dada. That makes me laugh

2 minutes 50 seconds ago by troybrigman

@leenapranikay and I judge the quality of public bathrooms on a scale of "I'd take a poop there" to "I'd rather pee my pants." #lifelessons

9 minutes 42 seconds ago by Choonkers

@Matildabby ha yeah thats you and ajane , not me. I don't have to take a poop at least not yet.

9 minutes 43 seconds ago by BabbyyieeGurl

Its mind boggeling how after you take such a big poop, it just flows right down the toilet, like its a little spec..

17 minutes 17 seconds ago by AndrewCiccarino

RT @jhettsays: "You eat poop!" prove it! "I saw josh take a dump in your mouth that one time!" no, no you didn't

38 minutes 6 seconds ago by Sofz

Trying to achieve this beard of greatness will take some time, patience and a lot of chicken poop according to @qbache

40 minutes 24 seconds ago by SugggDoe

If god was against gay sex why does the asshole have so many nerve endings? Ever take a poop so big you question your sexuality?

52 minutes 22 seconds ago by MikeBundyDude

@fourzerotwo Don't you hate when you go to take a shit and the poop splashes on you?

1 hours 9 minutes 23 seconds ago by OptinumX

Terrible part of running an experiment- need to take a reading every 3 minutes for an hour and halfway through you realize you have to poop

1 hours 13 minutes 15 seconds ago by DrunkChemGuy

RT @juicycouturbabe: Only she would take a picture of her poop ----> @ohyoufancyhuh99

1 hours 14 minutes 32 seconds ago by ohyoufancyhuh99

In brandons lethbridges car gunna take a poop in his backseat

1 hours 16 minutes 41 seconds ago by RilesMackinnon

Gonna write this reflection and take a nap. I feel like poop.

1 hours 19 minutes 2 seconds ago by Princess_Kkay

why my little brother gotta poop every night before he take a shower, like wtf.

1 hours 22 minutes 33 seconds ago by illestBitchTima

RT @sarahfeldkamp: If you let meee heres what ill do, ill take a poop with you.

1 hours 28 minutes 22 seconds ago by annamossity6