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Agh pinch the loaf!
2 hours 21 minutes 19 seconds ago by venyvanwinkle
That awkward moment when you pinch a huge loaf in the handicapped bathroom, only to walk out to see a dude in a wheelchair waiting.
4 hours 44 minutes 30 seconds ago by circlejokes
"I gotta pinch a loaf"
5 hours 47 minutes 41 seconds ago by WhoaDereBoiii
RT @paigetolnai: I don't know how many times @hayleeyduncaan told me she needed to pinch a loaf but I think she might be on the toilet all night #atetomuch
10 hours 35 minutes 54 seconds ago by bignastyslife
I don't know how many times @hayleeyduncaan told me she needed to pinch a loaf but I think she might be on the toilet all night #atetomuch
22 hours 1 minutes 58 seconds ago by paigetolnai
@paigelizabeth_ Lmao I was thinking that earlier too! As you would say.... just gotta pinch a loaf off haha
1 days 5 hours 7 minutes 44 seconds ago by tiffanie_poore
#DavidSimon feels great since instilling fiber into #DavidSimon' diet. The only thing is #DavidSimon have to pinch a loaf like everyday.
1 days 7 hours 40 minutes 50 seconds ago by davidsimonism
Pinch a loaf
1 days 12 hours 27 minutes 42 seconds ago by KMNyman
Some ass cracks run so deep you need a shower after you pinch a loaf.
1 days 19 hours 54 minutes 7 seconds ago by 666gg
This plane is awesome because there is one-ply assripper TP in the bathrooms. I'm gonna try to pinch a mean loaf (or at least my tampon).
2 days 26 minutes 47 seconds ago by burpfartmoan
Yes Puhleez #SuperBowl halftime is when guys pinch a loaf, not watch PriMadonna RT “@piersmorgan: Yuk. Just put it away Madonna. Seriously.
2 days 49 minutes 31 seconds ago by Cowabunga
Puhleez #SuperBowl halftime is when guys pinch a loaf, not watch PriMadonna RT “@clynnpete: Thank you #Madonna for the #sbhalftime show
2 days 1 hours 0 minutes 54 seconds ago by DomainPalooza
RT @JoeChais: 2 minute warning is a perfect time to pinch a loaf
2 days 2 hours 20 minutes 58 seconds ago by TLebbossiere93
2 minute warning is a perfect time to pinch a loaf
2 days 2 hours 21 minutes 20 seconds ago by JoeChais
I hope none of the puppies pinch a loaf on the field at the #puppy bowl!
2 days 3 hours 52 minutes 52 seconds ago by WhereIPoo
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