Is there a 15 yard penalty for taking a crap on the field? #PuppyBowl

7 minutes 29 seconds ago by JoeInBugaha

@Angel_AQW Currently I'm taking a crap & mum's playing farmville :/

10 minutes 20 seconds ago by SpeedyTheDrow

#IThoughtIDied when I was taking a crap and it got stuck...

23 minutes 2 seconds ago by Th3seThoughts

i'm back and im over in Afghanistan so i will keep my tweets more interesting then "hey that guy is taking a crap in the street everyday!"

37 minutes 16 seconds ago by itsmeblake3

@DHSgov @NFL I see a dog taking a crap in my front yard.

42 minutes 7 seconds ago by cosmicgtr

If your taking crap about me behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass

47 minutes 51 seconds ago by elenakoleva217

taking a nap before the big game..I don't need to watch another 3 hours of pregame crap

52 minutes 34 seconds ago by jocoolwu

taking a crap

1 hours 0 minutes 40 seconds ago by dmcshizzy

..i talk to her on the phone while taking a crap..so i can honestly say i give a shit..

1 hours 4 minutes 52 seconds ago by boshette

@mckenzie_brown lol I'm taking it as a compliment ;) people only steal stuff that's worth stealing. Hence why we never lock our crap car :Px

1 hours 8 minutes 3 seconds ago by TheVintageVeil

Watching #ididntknowiwaspregnant & I'm having a hard time understanding how a ring of fire in your vagina can feel like taking a big crap!

1 hours 14 minutes 46 seconds ago by London_York

Tweeting is like taking a dump. You feel relieved letting out the crap you felt inside. If not you did it wrong. You crapped yourself.

1 hours 45 minutes 4 seconds ago by jaemsbits

RT @shitmydadsays: "Bullshit. War ain't over till people stop shooting. You can't say you're done taking a crap if shit's still coming out of your ass."

1 hours 49 minutes 17 seconds ago by maricafezeiro

a guy at the gym taking a crap with his headphones in #respectable

1 hours 53 minutes 49 seconds ago by myleshilliard

@Dylan_Elm @luisuil it's like a grunt or something.. If like he was taking a crap.

1 hours 55 minutes 18 seconds ago by YoungHaynes