i'm back and im over in Afghanistan so i will keep my tweets more interesting then "hey that guy is taking a crap in the street everyday!"

13 minutes 51 seconds ago by itsmeblake3

@DHSgov @NFL I see a dog taking a crap in my front yard.

18 minutes 42 seconds ago by cosmicgtr

If your taking crap about me behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass

24 minutes 26 seconds ago by elenakoleva217

taking a nap before the big game..I don't need to watch another 3 hours of pregame crap

29 minutes 9 seconds ago by jocoolwu

taking a crap

37 minutes 15 seconds ago by dmcshizzy

..i talk to her on the phone while taking a crap..so i can honestly say i give a shit..

41 minutes 27 seconds ago by boshette

@mckenzie_brown lol I'm taking it as a compliment ;) people only steal stuff that's worth stealing. Hence why we never lock our crap car :Px

44 minutes 38 seconds ago by TheVintageVeil

Watching #ididntknowiwaspregnant & I'm having a hard time understanding how a ring of fire in your vagina can feel like taking a big crap!

51 minutes 21 seconds ago by London_York

RT @shitmydadsays: "Bullshit. War ain't over till people stop shooting. You can't say you're done taking a crap if shit's still coming out of your ass."

1 hours 25 minutes 52 seconds ago by maricafezeiro

a guy at the gym taking a crap with his headphones in #respectable

1 hours 30 minutes 24 seconds ago by myleshilliard

@Dylan_Elm @luisuil it's like a grunt or something.. If like he was taking a crap.

1 hours 31 minutes 53 seconds ago by YoungHaynes

Expelling the morning demons. And by "expelling the morning demons", I mean taking a crap.

2 hours 2 minutes 17 seconds ago by DOMoftheDEAD

Www.arrogant-sob.com: perfect for when your taking a crap....

2 hours 5 minutes 7 seconds ago by OneArrogantSOB

RT @TasteMaIceCream: @TaylorGang6ix got an avi of them taking a crap....OMG O.o

2 hours 6 minutes 44 seconds ago by Nickoteen_

@TaylorGang6ix got an avi of them taking a crap....OMG O.o

2 hours 7 minutes 31 seconds ago by TasteMaIceCream