i was taking a shower and my mom really scared the shit outta me -.-

17 seconds ago by Francescaa_XO

RT @victoriabugaj: I read some of the most inspirational shit while taking a piss at school sometimes... The things people write in stalls

22 seconds ago by SobhiHazzouri

When you taking a shit, and something sharp is in yo turd and it feels like yo asshole ripping .

29 seconds ago by iUppercutYoSlut

@Mentalist Who is this piece of shit @VPPromotions? Worse than a scalper :-((( He needs taking down!

1 minutes 5 seconds ago by legospice

RT @CauseWereGuys: There's no better time to catch up on all the stuff on your phone then when you're taking a shit. A must have before you sit down.

1 minutes 10 seconds ago by Shayne_Trudell

@VICIOUSortiz your a shit boxer & highly overrated , you aint taking on shit !!!!

1 minutes 18 seconds ago by damienk11

RT @YeyaBaby: #RealFriendsDont talk to u when u taking a shit!!!!! Lmfao RT

1 minutes 31 seconds ago by ShortyBoiiSwaqq

RT @prettymuch_lulu: Twonny really ain't shit nd he got me taking a part in this bs lol smh

1 minutes 41 seconds ago by Funeral_Twizz

RT @autocorrects: *Taking a super hard test* F^ck this shit. I'll be a stripper.

1 minutes 53 seconds ago by MyNewNamesAlex

RT @CrisSnooZe: That awkward moment when your taking a shit and your too busy on twitter and your shit dries up so you have to wet your toilet paper... #LOL

2 minutes 2 seconds ago by squintonWright

RT @CauseWereGuys: There's no better time to catch up on all the stuff on your phone then when you're taking a shit. A must have before you sit down.

2 minutes 10 seconds ago by zackbothke

RT @amazingatheist: Taking a shit has become an epic battle for survival. That's what I get for eating at Chili's.

2 minutes 23 seconds ago by oodoke

RT @CauseWereGuys: There's no better time to catch up on all the stuff on your phone then when you're taking a shit. A must have before you sit down.

2 minutes 25 seconds ago by TheShehan

#RealFriendsDont talk to u when u taking a shit!!!!! Lmfao RT

2 minutes 31 seconds ago by YeyaBaby

That "mushing shit" mmmmm mmmm no no ladies I REPEAT! Niggas are taking shit into they own hands BE PREPARED for a "FINISH HERRRR"

2 minutes 35 seconds ago by MissMaryMack_