I'm more excited to take a dump right now than to see Madonna perform at Super Bowl Halftime.

1 minutes 11 seconds ago by YourFavYinzer

When you take a massive dump and the water comes back and splashes you..<<<

4 minutes 2 seconds ago by Josh1611

RT @ImLeslieChow: Dear girls who take pictures in the bathroom, I'm taking a dump in the stall behind you. Sincerely, don't forget to tag me.

4 minutes 25 seconds ago by brina_parks

@Teg21 @christicks @melaboots @sjled83 What pit bull needs to take a dump?? The rapper???? I thought he wanted to have a real good time.

7 minutes 34 seconds ago by JStud_

For events in larger stadiums, dump trucks can take up to at least 200 trips to deliver the dirt to construct a monster truck track

12 minutes 12 seconds ago by TowandaSimple51

I wanna see one of them take a dump on the field. #PuppyBowl

15 minutes 57 seconds ago by michaelalan24

RT @amyjacklambert: You know you are comfortable in someone's house when you can take a dump in it.

20 minutes 11 seconds ago by ThenamesAbi

You know you are comfortable in someone's house when you can take a dump in it.

20 minutes 49 seconds ago by amyjacklambert

Mind Dump: Research articles take same time to become available as it did to send a letter a... http://t.co/oujb1tYd #edtech #edtechlead

21 minutes 25 seconds ago by mcleod

@serakaplan haha yeah that does take a dump on my level

22 minutes 38 seconds ago by RobParker_

@emilyallen97 I'd take a dump on his desk

24 minutes 39 seconds ago by tomhesketh_

My prediction for today's game: A great dane will take a giant dump on the 30 yard line. #PuppyBowl

29 minutes 44 seconds ago by IamUncleJason

I walk into the bathroom to shower & my lil sister runs after screaming I HAVE TO TAKE A DUMP ! #veryclassy nasty ass -_-

29 minutes 44 seconds ago by crisgotdejuice

Everyone's going to take a giant, patriotic dump after Godard Bowl I http://t.co/8tfK4b3Q

33 minutes 56 seconds ago by danieldantastic

RT @BEAVlSNBUTTHEAD: Uh huh-huh huh. I like need a Super Bowl to take a super dump. Uh huh-huh huh.

34 minutes 6 seconds ago by Demita04