Told my brother I had to poop as I was walking to the bathroom, he wished me luck on taking a shit. \m/

32 seconds ago by 4nxious

RT @CauseWereGuys: There's no better time to catch up on all the stuff on your phone then when you're taking a shit. A must have before you sit down.

1 minutes 9 seconds ago by Mmanuel12

Someone could be taking a shit on my face when I'm sleeping and I wouldn't know #HardestSleeperEver

1 minutes 35 seconds ago by aoboyle33

RT @mick_bialek: I need to take a class on how to give a shit about classes I'm taking...

1 minutes 51 seconds ago by GoRalphYourself

RT @_BenDoneIt: I hate taking my shirt off when a lot of people around, they be thinking I'm tryna 'show off' or some shit. B*tch I'm sweaty and tired!

2 minutes 30 seconds ago by YouWannaBe_KPT

Life is a lot like toilet paper You're either on a roll... Or taking shit from an asshole lol #word

2 minutes 32 seconds ago by 1Cynn

Why is he so excited for taking a shit  http://t.co/5erKBm28

2 minutes 41 seconds ago by Awexandwia_

RT @CauseWereGuys: There's no better time to catch up on all the stuff on your phone then when you're taking a shit. A must have before you sit down.

3 minutes 1 seconds ago by Tyler_Winsor

Smokey Back Here Taking A Shit #ShitNeverGetsOld

4 minutes 7 seconds ago by Fuvk_Facebook

When @SalomonDeezNutz says his on his way, that usually means hes taking a shit and still has to get ready and do his make up

4 minutes 21 seconds ago by Seuss_Gaspar

Ever been caught slipping & forgot to lock the door & were looked at while taking a shit?

5 minutes 4 seconds ago by MrSatiisfaction

AYE!!! ERRBODY!! SMOKEY BACK HERE TAKING A SHIT!!! don't worry, I ain't gon tell nobody else.

5 minutes 13 seconds ago by Rockie_Smith

RT @Erica_Michell: That awk moment when you're taking a nice shit and someone keeps telling you to hurry up #takingmytime #shutup #shittinginpeace

5 minutes 47 seconds ago by ChrisEzzie

He's always taking my shit, so dont give a damn.

5 minutes 59 seconds ago by VivaLaRuby

RT @autocorrects: *Taking a super hard test* F^ck this shit. I'll be a stripper.

6 minutes 28 seconds ago by emileewilson3