Why is it that everytime I go to take a shower, someone in my family has to poop. So, I smell it the whole time im in the shower. #Gross

59 seconds ago by Ballin_Benge05

RT @monetblythe: Me-I just reallyy want to audition in the younger group Jen- I really wanna take a ballet class Lindsey-I just wanna poop.

6 minutes 13 seconds ago by jennysatrocious

my brother let me take a poop while he was taking a shower #brotherlylove

15 minutes 26 seconds ago by DragonCounts

#ThatAwkwardMoment when your at a bar & all of a sudden you gotta take a poop

17 minutes 59 seconds ago by TheeTonyB

Reading newspaper while taking a poop is so last century. I would take my Blackberry in, wear my headset on, and post one tweet or two. :D

18 minutes 32 seconds ago by AddoIndra

@_angieac130 oooh poop, take a break!

21 minutes 3 seconds ago by Ryan_DEEZ

"@OMGFacts: 1 in 5 office coffee mugs contain poop bacteria" not mine, I take it home and wash mine. And carry it in a baggie

33 minutes 25 seconds ago by abbyruth

@jodienoelle17 has to take four showers a day cause she cant hold in her poop longer than 3 secounds

48 minutes 3 seconds ago by DreamLikeAnOwl

Speaking of baby, we're getting him set for a bath, take his nappy off & shortly after does the wettest, noisiest, poop ever.

49 minutes 45 seconds ago by Jamesabeth

@apajakowski I play the Notre Dame fight song, and take a poop on @TPajakowski9 's carpet, and a couple of warm up laps around the room

57 minutes 46 seconds ago by One_Eyed_Holtz

Feels good to finally take a poop in my own house.

59 minutes 2 seconds ago by Ju_lameMendez

@TarylT ah u duno wa ur missin mun! I had 2 on lastnite was lovly! Ah i watched take me out but didn c tha, Musta bn wen i was avin a poop!

1 hours 9 minutes 47 seconds ago by NadineMorgan4

I wanna take a poop in the lake poop poop in the lake(; #imisssummer

1 hours 13 minutes 41 seconds ago by v_turbs10

RT @crystaldrist: Only I would take my dog for a walk and have him almost kick poop up into my face.

1 hours 17 minutes 35 seconds ago by StephPedalDown

Bears should be in the superbowl, whatever gonna sleep all day and take a big poop in the front yard http://t.co/tYvb97hr

1 hours 23 minutes 28 seconds ago by Addy_Ramona