I took a dump on the throne that @Braker20 uses every day. I suddenly feel like I'm so much richer than everyone else

5 minutes 12 seconds ago by smokeflyer

RT @zendoogie: took a dump outside to see if it will freeze tonight, if it does it will make a brilliant home made dildoooooooo #winning

12 minutes 17 seconds ago by LauraDavey92

@Amyy_Rothh I'm just gonna write "Macbeth took a dump after killing a goat." and that's it

13 minutes 37 seconds ago by JLyn_Conroy

I feel like the devil himself took a big dump on me

15 minutes 5 seconds ago by OMondragon82

took a dump outside to see if it will freeze tonight, if it does it will make a brilliant home made dildoooooooo #winning

17 minutes 42 seconds ago by zendoogie

LOL that puppy just took a dump

20 minutes 47 seconds ago by junsuepark

RT @akaMeloD: I had a dream that Eli manning took the biggest dump in Tom Brady's mouth. #gogiants

20 minutes 48 seconds ago by natalieisawsum

Petunia's radiator took a dump and has a great big crack in it. I'm thinking it's time for a cheap fix and a trade-in. #newcar2012

21 minutes 33 seconds ago by AmandaBeeKnee

RT @CooleenAwesome: More like SuperBOWEL! Seriously though I just took a huge dump.

25 minutes 48 seconds ago by Nick_31

RT @Entityofvance: Yesterday was a blast. I would of gave a play by play via twitter but the ol phone took a dump and died

25 minutes 56 seconds ago by itsLouied00d

I had a dream that Eli manning took the biggest dump in Tom Brady's mouth. #gogiants

26 minutes 38 seconds ago by akaMeloD

Yesterday was a blast. I would of gave a play by play via twitter but the ol phone took a dump and died

34 minutes 14 seconds ago by Entityofvance

RT @anusmovements: Took a dump at the national gallery. Watery like an oil painting.

37 minutes 20 seconds ago by SharanpalSuri

Oh Yea....I Took A DUmp Like 3 minutes Ago....Just Thought You Should Know

42 minutes 40 seconds ago by SoakinInSarcasm

Someone took a dump in the fitting room!

44 minutes 49 seconds ago by Libra_Butterfly