Life is alot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll.. or you're taking shit from some asshole.

20 seconds ago by STORM_215

If my cat is going to push the bathroom door open while I'm taking a shit, she could at least close it on her way out. #InconsiderateBitches

34 seconds ago by complexample

Y'all Antwan Taking A Shit !!!!! Lmaoo

44 seconds ago by _TheFemaleWeezy

When you spend more then 5 minutes in the restroom at work ppl already you taking a shit! Lmao..hate that!

49 seconds ago by _RoSaay_

RT @BieberOrgy: i would be masturbating. RT @voguekidrauhl I would be taking a shit. RT @CantBeliebIt: if your bestfriend died, you wouldn't be on twitter.

58 seconds ago by flawleskidrauhl

:'D RT @IAmT_H: The way taking a shit is just more intresting when ur in the dark

1 minutes 3 seconds ago by NewZeeY01

RT @thelovatoswag: LMFAO RT @DemiLSavedMe: I love taking a shit when no ones home. Free as a bird, free as a bird.

1 minutes 57 seconds ago by DemiLSavedMe

LMFAO RT @DemiLSavedMe: I love taking a shit when no ones home. Free as a bird, free as a bird.

2 minutes 9 seconds ago by thelovatoswag

RT @dopestjovato: What did I just read. RT @DemiLSavedMe: I love taking a shit when no ones home. Free as a bird, free as a bird.

2 minutes 14 seconds ago by neveralonexo

RT @dopestjovato: What did I just read. RT @DemiLSavedMe: I love taking a shit when no ones home. Free as a bird, free as a bird.

2 minutes 48 seconds ago by DemiLSavedMe

On twitter while taking a shit. How fun!!

2 minutes 50 seconds ago by BraddB1

Yuck, this is what happens when you eat crappy "food." You feel like shit immediately after taking a couple bites, and you gain NO energy.

2 minutes 52 seconds ago by BlabberaWalters

RT @Kays2Luvs: Some of y'all taking this follower shit a little to far....

3 minutes 37 seconds ago by JusMy_Thoughts

I said ppl must not want us together he got like two 'likes' . my cunado said ' I get more likes when I post ' taking a shit ' lmao -___-

3 minutes 50 seconds ago by itsyourboss

RT @YoDChavo: @jessbob_bieber lol taking shots of vodka last night and talking shit saying "i hit a game winning 3" in @G_asFuck face

4 minutes 29 seconds ago by jessbob_bieber