When you take a lonnnnng fulfilling poop you forget about everything

2 minutes 22 seconds ago by Snaxx11

I want to take a bath with you in our clothes because poop.

3 minutes 55 seconds ago by alexishatesyou

That awkward picture where you're not sure if they're smiling or if they reeeeally need to take a poop

26 minutes 52 seconds ago by ALEXXtricity

Can a guy take a poop at work without being called to clean up multiple other messes?

30 minutes 14 seconds ago by BryanAllen_

 RT @AbortYourself: “@zachmorrow: I hate having to take a dump after I get out of the shower.” I thought girls didn't poop?

34 minutes 2 seconds ago by zachmorrow

“@zachmorrow: I hate having to take a dump after I get out of the shower.” I thought girls didn't poop?

34 minutes 57 seconds ago by AbortYourself

Me-cole you want a take bath Cole- I didnt poop today dada. That makes me laugh

36 minutes 50 seconds ago by troybrigman

@leenapranikay and I judge the quality of public bathrooms on a scale of "I'd take a poop there" to "I'd rather pee my pants." #lifelessons

43 minutes 42 seconds ago by Choonkers

@Matildabby ha yeah thats you and ajane , not me. I don't have to take a poop at least not yet.

43 minutes 43 seconds ago by BabbyyieeGurl

Its mind boggeling how after you take such a big poop, it just flows right down the toilet, like its a little spec..

51 minutes 17 seconds ago by AndrewCiccarino

RT @jhettsays: "You eat poop!" prove it! "I saw josh take a dump in your mouth that one time!" no, no you didn't

1 hours 12 minutes 6 seconds ago by Sofz

Trying to achieve this beard of greatness will take some time, patience and a lot of chicken poop according to @qbache

1 hours 14 minutes 24 seconds ago by SugggDoe

If god was against gay sex why does the asshole have so many nerve endings? Ever take a poop so big you question your sexuality?

1 hours 26 minutes 22 seconds ago by MikeBundyDude

@fourzerotwo Don't you hate when you go to take a shit and the poop splashes on you?

1 hours 43 minutes 23 seconds ago by OptinumX

Terrible part of running an experiment- need to take a reading every 3 minutes for an hour and halfway through you realize you have to poop

1 hours 47 minutes 15 seconds ago by DrunkChemGuy