I took a dump today using my super bowels #Superbowl

3 minutes 26 seconds ago by MikeTonytv

@mehsophie Sorry i took a massive dump in the bath

4 minutes 40 seconds ago by ellierawr_

@m0nica10 was nice but the referee took a dump on the chelsea

12 minutes 14 seconds ago by llemo65

@ToffeeLollypop hAha yea I don't think I would tell the hole twitter world that i took a dump on my self

17 minutes 25 seconds ago by lexi_shinedown

I swear some people must believe that God took a dump and placed it as the brain in their skull cuz they think they know shit!!

21 minutes 9 seconds ago by BriBaybeh1214

I took a dump on the throne that @Braker20 uses every day. I suddenly feel like I'm so much richer than everyone else

26 minutes 20 seconds ago by smokeflyer

RT @zendoogie: took a dump outside to see if it will freeze tonight, if it does it will make a brilliant home made dildoooooooo #winning

33 minutes 25 seconds ago by LauraDavey92

@Amyy_Rothh I'm just gonna write "Macbeth took a dump after killing a goat." and that's it

34 minutes 45 seconds ago by JLyn_Conroy

I feel like the devil himself took a big dump on me

36 minutes 13 seconds ago by OMondragon82

took a dump outside to see if it will freeze tonight, if it does it will make a brilliant home made dildoooooooo #winning

38 minutes 50 seconds ago by zendoogie

LOL that puppy just took a dump

41 minutes 55 seconds ago by junsuepark

RT @akaMeloD: I had a dream that Eli manning took the biggest dump in Tom Brady's mouth. #gogiants

41 minutes 56 seconds ago by natalieisawsum

Petunia's radiator took a dump and has a great big crack in it. I'm thinking it's time for a cheap fix and a trade-in. #newcar2012

42 minutes 41 seconds ago by AmandaBeeKnee

RT @CooleenAwesome: More like SuperBOWEL! Seriously though I just took a huge dump.

46 minutes 56 seconds ago by Nick_31

RT @Entityofvance: Yesterday was a blast. I would of gave a play by play via twitter but the ol phone took a dump and died

47 minutes 4 seconds ago by itsLouied00d