RT @evansde77: @PerilousApricot @jjfrankelman I wish "dropping my porkchop" was a euphemism for taking a dump now. Then you would cherish my dump forever.
RT @PimpBillClinton: Hey "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" chicks, how big of a dump are you taking that you also unknowingly squeeze a person out of your cooch?