Why do they call taking a dump number 2 when I just took a shit that deserves 1st prize.

4 minutes 42 seconds ago by MonsterBlueBall

took a huge dump smells like cheddar and fish

6 minutes 18 seconds ago by MastaSliz

On the bus!!!! And some took a massive dump in their pants I swear to god it smelt soo bad every one the buss sat at the front XD

13 minutes 34 seconds ago by jake_acidtrip

My mood took a gigantic dump about 24 hours ago. And to add insult to injury, when I got this morning, my horoscope didn't even "get it" >=/

14 minutes 26 seconds ago by mbowes80

Whoa, twitter took a dump on its interface again. ...nah, I should give it a chance, I suppose. ...*fidgets*

18 minutes 11 seconds ago by IteratedBob

Took a dump at Melvins house today.. First I've ever taken a shit somewhere.. that wasn't home lmfao xD Damn muffins!!

24 minutes 47 seconds ago by Pinkymechew

Bianca took my phone bc I'm bt to twitpic her nasty ass taking a dump Lol

28 minutes 43 seconds ago by _foreverURS

I was gonna take a shower but i have to wait because i took a major dump and now the bathroom needs to air out #firstworldpains

29 minutes 2 seconds ago by chrono484

Took a huge dump!

31 minutes 12 seconds ago by TheBurdman

RT @ThAmazingBrandO: Just took a T-Rex of a dump. ROAR

35 minutes 50 seconds ago by GuyWhoPoops

just took a dump! #satisfied :D

37 minutes 57 seconds ago by RosaSola

He took a dump outside.....#thismovieSMFH

41 minutes 11 seconds ago by MarcusDaGr8at

"Hulu hates me. Hulu just walked up and took a dump in my mouth." And then my roommate just stared at me in abject horror.

41 minutes 17 seconds ago by Raddishh

he took a dump in a sandtrap lol

42 minutes 47 seconds ago by Alex_731

Lol my dog took a dump n my sisters room #ColeWorld

49 minutes 43 seconds ago by Cee_Saunders