My mood took a gigantic dump about 24 hours ago. And to add insult to injury, when I got this morning, my horoscope didn't even "get it" >=/

28 seconds ago by mbowes80

Whoa, twitter took a dump on its interface again. ...nah, I should give it a chance, I suppose. ...*fidgets*

4 minutes 13 seconds ago by IteratedBob

Took a dump at Melvins house today.. First I've ever taken a shit somewhere.. that wasn't home lmfao xD Damn muffins!!

10 minutes 49 seconds ago by Pinkymechew

Bianca took my phone bc I'm bt to twitpic her nasty ass taking a dump Lol

14 minutes 45 seconds ago by _foreverURS

I was gonna take a shower but i have to wait because i took a major dump and now the bathroom needs to air out #firstworldpains

15 minutes 4 seconds ago by chrono484

Took a huge dump!

17 minutes 14 seconds ago by TheBurdman

RT @ThAmazingBrandO: Just took a T-Rex of a dump. ROAR

21 minutes 52 seconds ago by GuyWhoPoops

just took a dump! #satisfied :D

23 minutes 59 seconds ago by RosaSola

He took a dump outside.....#thismovieSMFH

27 minutes 13 seconds ago by MarcusDaGr8at

"Hulu hates me. Hulu just walked up and took a dump in my mouth." And then my roommate just stared at me in abject horror.

27 minutes 19 seconds ago by Raddishh

he took a dump in a sandtrap lol

28 minutes 49 seconds ago by Alex_731

Lol my dog took a dump n my sisters room #ColeWorld

35 minutes 45 seconds ago by Cee_Saunders

RT @AyekOkom: The dump I just took probably caused a tsunami in Japan #sheetingandtweeting « that is so not attractive -__-

37 minutes 56 seconds ago by SaliDavis

The dump I just took probably caused a tsunami in Japan #sheetingandtweeting

42 minutes 15 seconds ago by AyekOkom

Wow some bird took a huge dump on my car....good shit

43 minutes 25 seconds ago by GloriaGang