If god was against gay sex why does the asshole have so many nerve endings? Ever take a poop so big you question your sexuality?

4 minutes 26 seconds ago by MikeBundyDude

@fourzerotwo Don't you hate when you go to take a shit and the poop splashes on you?

21 minutes 27 seconds ago by OptinumX

Terrible part of running an experiment- need to take a reading every 3 minutes for an hour and halfway through you realize you have to poop

25 minutes 19 seconds ago by DrunkChemGuy

RT @juicycouturbabe: Only she would take a picture of her poop ----> @ohyoufancyhuh99

26 minutes 36 seconds ago by ohyoufancyhuh99

In brandons lethbridges car gunna take a poop in his backseat

28 minutes 45 seconds ago by RilesMackinnon

Gonna write this reflection and take a nap. I feel like poop.

31 minutes 6 seconds ago by Princess_Kkay

RT @sarahfeldkamp: If you let meee heres what ill do, ill take a poop with you.

40 minutes 26 seconds ago by annamossity6

Going to take a pis in chillies and what do I find???Poop in a urinal @kylie_allmers @lisamondry @DylanBurnss @jasonmikula @ZachGeiger etc.

41 minutes 22 seconds ago by Johnny_BotZz

That moment you feel like you gotta pass gas & then you realize you gotta take a poop <<< -__- LMAO !

46 minutes 52 seconds ago by Itsyours_12

I'll take that RT @jstLOTTIE: DT is a big nasty sack of horse poop -__-

47 minutes 29 seconds ago by DTDUNDUNITALL

My baby brother : sissy take me too the bathroom I have to take a shit me: watch your mouth boy him:sorry I mean poop! Haha he's three -.-

49 minutes 26 seconds ago by Killaakatie

Only she would take a picture of her poop ----> @ohyoufancyhuh99

50 minutes 56 seconds ago by juicycouturbabe

Random: I can't stand when my dick touches the toilet water when I take a poop.

51 minutes 29 seconds ago by AJW1623

@kelseybrand best years of my life were when I was a baby, I could take naps during the day and poop and other people would have to clea ...

1 hours 2 minutes 30 seconds ago by JohnC_23

RT @rickybremkamp: Cavs gunna take a poop on the heat tonight hhha

1 hours 3 minutes 52 seconds ago by marrgiieolynn