took a dump outside to see if it will freeze tonight, if it does it will make a brilliant home made dildoooooooo #winning

2 minutes 33 seconds ago by zendoogie

LOL that puppy just took a dump

5 minutes 38 seconds ago by junsuepark

RT @akaMeloD: I had a dream that Eli manning took the biggest dump in Tom Brady's mouth. #gogiants

5 minutes 39 seconds ago by natalieisawsum

Petunia's radiator took a dump and has a great big crack in it. I'm thinking it's time for a cheap fix and a trade-in. #newcar2012

6 minutes 24 seconds ago by AmandaBeeKnee

RT @CooleenAwesome: More like SuperBOWEL! Seriously though I just took a huge dump.

10 minutes 39 seconds ago by Nick_31

RT @Entityofvance: Yesterday was a blast. I would of gave a play by play via twitter but the ol phone took a dump and died

10 minutes 47 seconds ago by itsLouied00d

I had a dream that Eli manning took the biggest dump in Tom Brady's mouth. #gogiants

11 minutes 29 seconds ago by akaMeloD

Yesterday was a blast. I would of gave a play by play via twitter but the ol phone took a dump and died

19 minutes 5 seconds ago by Entityofvance

RT @anusmovements: Took a dump at the national gallery. Watery like an oil painting.

22 minutes 11 seconds ago by SharanpalSuri

Oh Yea....I Took A DUmp Like 3 minutes Ago....Just Thought You Should Know

27 minutes 31 seconds ago by SoakinInSarcasm

Someone took a dump in the fitting room!

29 minutes 40 seconds ago by Libra_Butterfly

I just took a huge dump. can you smeeeeeellllyy it @alexaliguori

33 minutes 7 seconds ago by emilydistefano

Yeah. Msu jus took a dump on michigan and left them there in the heat and then pissed on em. Go state!! (:

34 minutes 21 seconds ago by BernieBarden

@a_lyricalgenius took a dump in my toilet and didnt flush.... #gross im about to kill myself... #throwingup

40 minutes 29 seconds ago by SAL_MUHH_nella

Red Lobster is a nigga's 5 star cuisine. If my man ever took me there instead of an extra fancy restaurant, I'd dump him...maybe.

43 minutes 37 seconds ago by DaisyInParis