@abailks "ok well obviously a cougar didn't come out of the woods and take the worlds tiniest poop on my porch but they're out there ok"

3 minutes 42 seconds ago by elscott01

@cory_cosby @triscuit11 @arnold_andrew @rodneyp_in_acup Oahu I gotta go pick upmy sister and take a poop. But I'll be there after a bit!

9 minutes 51 seconds ago by Gon_Jore

I knew something was going to take a poop on this wonderfully splendid day.

20 minutes 11 seconds ago by RoimatasNebula

When you take a lonnnnng fulfilling poop you forget about everything

22 minutes 23 seconds ago by Snaxx11

I want to take a bath with you in our clothes because poop.

23 minutes 56 seconds ago by alexishatesyou

That awkward picture where you're not sure if they're smiling or if they reeeeally need to take a poop

46 minutes 53 seconds ago by ALEXXtricity

Can a guy take a poop at work without being called to clean up multiple other messes?

50 minutes 15 seconds ago by BryanAllen_

 RT @AbortYourself: “@zachmorrow: I hate having to take a dump after I get out of the shower.” I thought girls didn't poop?

54 minutes 3 seconds ago by zachmorrow

“@zachmorrow: I hate having to take a dump after I get out of the shower.” I thought girls didn't poop?

54 minutes 58 seconds ago by AbortYourself

Me-cole you want a take bath Cole- I didnt poop today dada. That makes me laugh

56 minutes 51 seconds ago by troybrigman

@leenapranikay and I judge the quality of public bathrooms on a scale of "I'd take a poop there" to "I'd rather pee my pants." #lifelessons

1 hours 3 minutes 43 seconds ago by Choonkers

@Matildabby ha yeah thats you and ajane , not me. I don't have to take a poop at least not yet.

1 hours 3 minutes 44 seconds ago by BabbyyieeGurl

Its mind boggeling how after you take such a big poop, it just flows right down the toilet, like its a little spec..

1 hours 11 minutes 18 seconds ago by AndrewCiccarino

RT @jhettsays: "You eat poop!" prove it! "I saw josh take a dump in your mouth that one time!" no, no you didn't

1 hours 32 minutes 7 seconds ago by Sofz

Trying to achieve this beard of greatness will take some time, patience and a lot of chicken poop according to @qbache

1 hours 34 minutes 25 seconds ago by SugggDoe