I love that I am tweeting while I am taking a crap no lies

52 seconds ago by kenrenji

RT @shitmydadsays: "Bullshit. War ain't over till people stop shooting. You can't say you're done taking a crap if shit's still coming out of your ass."

8 minutes 45 seconds ago by NatalieChanglin

RT @hannah_lee23: “: *Taking a super hard test* screw this crap. I'll be a stripper.” @MeganBarger

9 minutes 0 seconds ago by MeganBarger

If you have ears do them a favor and listen to some Frank Sinatra, taking a break from all the crap music of today.

9 minutes 6 seconds ago by selenaCsilver

“: *Taking a super hard test* screw this crap. I'll be a stripper.” @MeganBarger

9 minutes 21 seconds ago by hannah_lee23

It never fails. When I go to use the bathroom at work someone's always taking a crap and they're not ashamed of it.

18 minutes 49 seconds ago by beenuhh

Lmao, #omff just texted me saying he was taking a crap (x

20 minutes 22 seconds ago by AlexissMoreno

My Nene always wanna have real deep mommy/daughter convos when I'm taking a crap.... #tmitweet

22 minutes 10 seconds ago by Imfashafierce

I was taking a nice nap and then ARI HAD TO WAKE ME UP TO SOME BULL CRAP!!!!

35 minutes 29 seconds ago by _CallMeBoss_

John where's dave at before I bash you, he's in the bathroom, I think he's taking a crap dude

52 minutes 3 seconds ago by TimasTime

taking a shower and going to bed. gonna try and get at least 10 hours of sleep. feeling like crap #thenormal

1 hours 4 minutes 9 seconds ago by holaacourtneyx

@HOLLYWOODJ76 totally could have.kept the pic of Bison taking a crap to yourself...lol.

1 hours 18 minutes 1 seconds ago by therealmslock

Araki reveals that the sumo wrestler dream is the Japanese version of the 'oh crap I'm taking a test at school in my underwear' dream. #jojo

1 hours 21 minutes 32 seconds ago by pokeamy

@Aimster1977 Aww,I feel ya. I'm off the hard stuff and just taking some over the counter crap once a day. Now I just need my girl voice back

1 hours 25 minutes 24 seconds ago by LittleMrsSnshne

I wanted to beat the crap out of a lady after I saw her dog taking a crap on a plot ,sign saying No DOGS ALLOWED! so i took a video instead

1 hours 38 minutes 39 seconds ago by Choppytech