#ThatAwkwardMoment when your at a bar & all of a sudden you gotta take a poop

2 minutes 13 seconds ago by TheeTonyB

Reading newspaper while taking a poop is so last century. I would take my Blackberry in, wear my headset on, and post one tweet or two. :D

2 minutes 46 seconds ago by AddoIndra

@_angieac130 oooh poop, take a break!

5 minutes 17 seconds ago by Ryan_DEEZ

"@OMGFacts: 1 in 5 office coffee mugs contain poop bacteria" not mine, I take it home and wash mine. And carry it in a baggie

17 minutes 39 seconds ago by abbyruth

@jodienoelle17 has to take four showers a day cause she cant hold in her poop longer than 3 secounds

32 minutes 17 seconds ago by DreamLikeAnOwl

Speaking of baby, we're getting him set for a bath, take his nappy off & shortly after does the wettest, noisiest, poop ever.

33 minutes 59 seconds ago by Jamesabeth

@apajakowski I play the Notre Dame fight song, and take a poop on @TPajakowski9 's carpet, and a couple of warm up laps around the room

42 minutes 0 seconds ago by One_Eyed_Holtz

Feels good to finally take a poop in my own house.

43 minutes 16 seconds ago by Ju_lameMendez

@TarylT ah u duno wa ur missin mun! I had 2 on lastnite was lovly! Ah i watched take me out but didn c tha, Musta bn wen i was avin a poop!

54 minutes 1 seconds ago by NadineMorgan4

I wanna take a poop in the lake poop poop in the lake(; #imisssummer

57 minutes 55 seconds ago by v_turbs10

RT @crystaldrist: Only I would take my dog for a walk and have him almost kick poop up into my face.

1 hours 1 minutes 49 seconds ago by StephPedalDown

Bears should be in the superbowl, whatever gonna sleep all day and take a big poop in the front yard http://t.co/tYvb97hr

1 hours 7 minutes 42 seconds ago by Addy_Ramona

RT @Pennam2: I think to myself, as I sit in the back of this bus, how did #therealrosenkrantz take a poop when their is no toilet paper on the bus?

1 hours 21 minutes 7 seconds ago by innamoratoj1

@TheFunnyRacist How long does it take a black lady to poop? 9 months:) #outlaw

1 hours 27 minutes 20 seconds ago by AlecDeBaere2