Brushing your teeth first and then eat in the morning is like cleaning your ass before taking a dump.

27 seconds ago by Cee_HoneyCocain

Taking a big dump :)

7 minutes 9 seconds ago by bobkiller247

RT @FillWerrell: Dear girls who take pictures in the bathroom, I'm taking a dump in the stall behind you. Sincerely, don't forget to tag me

8 minutes 57 seconds ago by redickk_jordann

So I'm taking a dump this morning and my sister sends me this and asks me what's a tank doing outside of our house lol http://t.co/avzhVh1K

12 minutes 30 seconds ago by BigDaddyJo94

girlfriend caught me eating subway while I was taking a dump, awkward

12 minutes 43 seconds ago by swagglerstar

Taking a dump, who wants a pic? #BREAKINGNEWS

13 minutes 44 seconds ago by bigballajit

RT @FillWerrell: Dear girls who take pictures in the bathroom, I'm taking a dump in the stall behind you. Sincerely, don't forget to tag me

16 minutes 56 seconds ago by Brandilicious_

Photo: Oh man look at that shitter I could stare at it for hours imagining her taking a massive dump... http://t.co/F8DBrwbS

17 minutes 51 seconds ago by PixelHead777

The dump truck taking a lap with the 50gs Tiffany's piece http://t.co/v2Swkpf3

18 minutes 20 seconds ago by YoshiBombsays

RT @ThatVirginCody: Hey "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" chicks, how big of a dump are you taking that you also unknowingly squeeze a person out of your cooch?

20 minutes 13 seconds ago by katrina_mayy

@inesch I KNOW..my god... taking a dump is truly silent, lol

24 minutes 14 seconds ago by crazymonkeyex

RT @FillWerrell: Dear girls who take pictures in the bathroom, I'm taking a dump in the stall behind you. Sincerely, don't forget to tag me

29 minutes 8 seconds ago by danceluver88

RT @JODaddyx_x: Ah kenny walk into a bum taking a dump ah

29 minutes 17 seconds ago by AdrianCorrales_

RT @JODaddyx_x: Ah kenny walk into a bum taking a dump ah

29 minutes 18 seconds ago by FiLi_DBoado

Ah kenny walk into a bum taking a dump ah

31 minutes 17 seconds ago by JODaddyx_x