I am feeling like I'm gonna take a very large if not ginormous poop today

1 minutes 13 seconds ago by TyTCCraig

Ugh. Woke up sick. No time available to take off. Don't want to take a sick day. Feelike poop

5 minutes 51 seconds ago by TarotByArwen

@tera_marie43 I was just wondering, I mean I get a little grumpy when I don't take my morning poop.

12 minutes 21 seconds ago by _J_Hill_

@tera_marie43 did you not get to take a morning poop or somethin?

26 minutes 7 seconds ago by _J_Hill_

RT @ERlC_CARTMAN: I love it when I sit down to take a nice, relaxing poop, and my butt is like,"NEVERMIND, RELEASE THE KRAKEN."

1 hours 13 minutes 26 seconds ago by Oriewo

wth I don't want to take a bath with poop water

4 hours 4 minutes 46 seconds ago by Injhannahjones

"did you really take a poop that big?" #IGetThatAlot

5 hours 6 minutes 39 seconds ago by JWeber2349

I won't take a poop until abortion ends.

5 hours 23 minutes 25 seconds ago by Nate_Frankk

Why did this kid take a laxative and go to sleep? Now our whole hall smells like straight poop

5 hours 28 minutes 21 seconds ago by its_sporter

RT @sarahvanicek: My dog would take a poop right next to me as im eating -____-

6 hours 2 minutes 56 seconds ago by doubblecuppluvv

"And while the audience is busy reading, I take a break and eat some poop."

6 hours 19 minutes 49 seconds ago by SteveThomasLive

RT @EmmmmaSandy: @KendalynnJ @chrisbreezzyyyy I don't care whose poop that was... It was gnarly and I congratulate anyone who could take that big of a dump

6 hours 26 minutes 25 seconds ago by ChrisBreezzyyyy

Dang its late and poop. Need to take a nap.

6 hours 45 minutes 53 seconds ago by El_Jeffe_10

@Meech_xo I'mma bout to facetime'em while i take a poop. cause that's my buhhhh

7 hours 6 minutes 43 seconds ago by smvrtxguy

“@Ricoole: “@VictoriaWater: Why do you take showers every time after you poop? #igethatalot um... To not have a fucking crusty butt.” lmfao”

7 hours 7 minutes 16 seconds ago by BrandyPatrice