Reading newspaper while taking a poop is so last century. I would take my Blackberry in, wear my headset on, and post one tweet or two. :D

3 minutes 5 seconds ago by AddoIndra

My toddler is taking a poop right now while simultaneously singing the "Happy Birthday" song. I like it #superpoop

3 minutes 11 seconds ago by JudgeEd

RT @beaujangles11: @hockeysmallife #hardestthingsabouthockey taking a poop with your gear on. Impossible

5 minutes 49 seconds ago by hockeysmallife

RT @beaujangles11 @hockeysmallife #hardestthingsabouthockey taking a poop with your gear on. Impossible

8 minutes 6 seconds ago by poop_robot

@hockeysmallife #hardestthingsabouthockey taking a poop with your gear on. Impossible

9 minutes 6 seconds ago by beaujangles11

if ur taking a poop right now... subscribe (@YouTube http://t.co/LCWBKcqU)

17 minutes 24 seconds ago by musicboyz5

I am taking a poop :)

21 minutes 15 seconds ago by mrDIXman

cindy is taking a poop >.<

38 minutes 9 seconds ago by andArnealsaid_

LOOOOOL RT“@Kionie_: ARE YOU NASTY!!!!!! "@keilaah_: Looooool am i the only person thats ever gotten a leg cramp while taking a poop :$ :s"”

39 minutes 21 seconds ago by HamesBeauty

Look at him taking a poop playing it http://t.co/7p7MDeaO

42 minutes 20 seconds ago by _BossbabyDee

@cheyannachessey lolol, omg remember , you were like *dad,- tweet taking a poop* *dad- driving to work* lmfaaoooo ;).

43 minutes 9 seconds ago by S_a_m_m_i_x_o

RT @cjhart34: Does it make you gay if you like the feeling of taking a big poop?

56 minutes 43 seconds ago by THECoreyYardley

ARE YOU NASTY!!!!!! "@keilaah_: Looooool am i the only person thats ever gotten a leg cramp while taking a poop :$ :s"

1 hours 8 minutes 26 seconds ago by Kionie_

Taking a huge poop.

1 hours 12 minutes 2 seconds ago by dhaas92

Lol whaddup guize I love taking a poop because it feels so good

1 hours 21 minutes 41 seconds ago by kristensantos