Needa take a dump & a nice nap afterwards

35 seconds ago by mattsabatini

@jimmydshea You'll love it until I take a dump in it.

58 seconds ago by AlexGatehouse

Some customers are too dumb to actually take a dump, I suppose...

1 minutes 25 seconds ago by VELO_RUBEDO

What the fuck is up with the "timeline" B.S? Did Zuckerberg hire a mentally ill graphic designer to take a dump... http://t.co/FymA5y55

8 minutes 15 seconds ago by JCJGRobinson

Wasn't the movie '300' supposed to b '301' bt dey left without you cos ΰ went to take a dump....#iDontRememberGettingThat

8 minutes 46 seconds ago by ramirezsteel

@Kelsie_Murs Take a dump on that silly hoe!

14 minutes 10 seconds ago by tenneiladtr

Take a savage dump in the bathroom of the school that i'm observing in... check!

17 minutes 8 seconds ago by beardstrong74

@pug306cab buy you lunch, can't u afford it after forkin out 20p to take a dump ??

18 minutes 8 seconds ago by sadieparf23

who can tweet and take a dump at the same time?

24 minutes 43 seconds ago by ThatoMatoase

Relationship advice for women: excited about good guy, Seeking a bigger than average woman to take up, Have Dump... http://t.co/FgrbznHF

37 minutes 52 seconds ago by ihikulu

i gotta go take a dump

44 minutes 34 seconds ago by Download_This_

I hate that I want this Starbucks, cause I'm in this long ass lone and I wanna take a dump!!!!

46 minutes 37 seconds ago by mikeaerts

One does not simply take a dump in the middle of a meal.

49 minutes 0 seconds ago by JovanLeung

I will now go take a dump. Then I will go play FFXIII-2.

51 minutes 4 seconds ago by malzias

I wonder what will happen if you take a dump while you are eating

51 minutes 32 seconds ago by M_R_CEO