"@OMGFacts: 1 in 5 office coffee mugs contain poop bacteria" not mine, I take it home and wash mine. And carry it in a baggie

1 minutes 43 seconds ago by abbyruth

@jodienoelle17 has to take four showers a day cause she cant hold in her poop longer than 3 secounds

16 minutes 21 seconds ago by DreamLikeAnOwl

Speaking of baby, we're getting him set for a bath, take his nappy off & shortly after does the wettest, noisiest, poop ever.

18 minutes 3 seconds ago by Jamesabeth

@apajakowski I play the Notre Dame fight song, and take a poop on @TPajakowski9 's carpet, and a couple of warm up laps around the room

26 minutes 4 seconds ago by One_Eyed_Holtz

Feels good to finally take a poop in my own house.

27 minutes 20 seconds ago by Ju_lameMendez

@TarylT ah u duno wa ur missin mun! I had 2 on lastnite was lovly! Ah i watched take me out but didn c tha, Musta bn wen i was avin a poop!

38 minutes 5 seconds ago by NadineMorgan4

I wanna take a poop in the lake poop poop in the lake(; #imisssummer

41 minutes 59 seconds ago by v_turbs10

RT @crystaldrist: Only I would take my dog for a walk and have him almost kick poop up into my face.

45 minutes 53 seconds ago by StephPedalDown

Bears should be in the superbowl, whatever gonna sleep all day and take a big poop in the front yard http://t.co/tYvb97hr

51 minutes 46 seconds ago by Addy_Ramona

RT @Pennam2: I think to myself, as I sit in the back of this bus, how did #therealrosenkrantz take a poop when their is no toilet paper on the bus?

1 hours 5 minutes 11 seconds ago by innamoratoj1

@TheFunnyRacist How long does it take a black lady to poop? 9 months:) #outlaw

1 hours 11 minutes 24 seconds ago by AlecDeBaere2

RT @Cammybear4: If this gets 47.82536 Retweets, I'll take a massive poop.

1 hours 35 minutes 27 seconds ago by PresidentLeroy

If this gets 47.82536 Retweets, I'll take a massive poop.

1 hours 41 minutes 23 seconds ago by Cammybear4

@Rabas4 tried to take a cat poop and I threw up

1 hours 44 minutes 27 seconds ago by CoreyCates