What the fuck is up with the "timeline" B.S? Did Zuckerberg hire a mentally ill graphic designer to take a dump... http://t.co/FymA5y55

5 minutes 22 seconds ago by JCJGRobinson

@Kelsie_Murs Take a dump on that silly hoe!

11 minutes 17 seconds ago by tenneiladtr

Take a savage dump in the bathroom of the school that i'm observing in... check!

14 minutes 15 seconds ago by beardstrong74

@pug306cab buy you lunch, can't u afford it after forkin out 20p to take a dump ??

15 minutes 15 seconds ago by sadieparf23

who can tweet and take a dump at the same time?

21 minutes 50 seconds ago by ThatoMatoase

Relationship advice for women: excited about good guy, Seeking a bigger than average woman to take up, Have Dump... http://t.co/FgrbznHF

34 minutes 59 seconds ago by ihikulu

i gotta go take a dump

41 minutes 41 seconds ago by Download_This_

I hate that I want this Starbucks, cause I'm in this long ass lone and I wanna take a dump!!!!

43 minutes 44 seconds ago by mikeaerts

One does not simply take a dump in the middle of a meal.

46 minutes 7 seconds ago by JovanLeung

I will now go take a dump. Then I will go play FFXIII-2.

48 minutes 11 seconds ago by malzias

I wonder what will happen if you take a dump while you are eating

48 minutes 39 seconds ago by M_R_CEO

"This video gives me that warm, nostalgic feeling you get right before you have to take a big dump" -YouTube comment

1 hours 1 minutes 12 seconds ago by andywarhola

"Either you take the 20k and dump into your asb or buy a piano," pfftt.

1 hours 3 minutes 46 seconds ago by liyanadzulkafli

RT @FillWerrell: Dear girls who take pictures in the bathroom, I'm taking a dump in the stall behind you. Sincerely, don't forget to tag me

1 hours 14 minutes 59 seconds ago by kirstyymoore

@ghostpolitics keep your congressman on a frigging leash! He is triyng to take another dump on the Internet. http://t.co/OMNcKZke

1 hours 15 minutes 52 seconds ago by Oflameo