Left my card at Blackbird last night. Just another excuse to go get a beer tonight. Also, I'm taking a dump.

2 minutes 57 seconds ago by theglasscaptor

True story RT @TwiraGODESS: Mara there is no better place to actually think besides the toilet when you taking a dump

6 minutes 31 seconds ago by missTmzee

I hate walking out the stall after taking a dump in a public restroom and seeing someone I know...AWKWARD!

6 minutes 41 seconds ago by Just_Dread302

I hate new york. I hate the rangers, yankees, giants. Fuck them all. Next time I visit, I'm taking a huge nifty dump on the steps of MSG.

12 minutes 11 seconds ago by No_David10

RT @serafinowicz: Big shout out to everyone taking a dump!

17 minutes 37 seconds ago by TedSale1

When I'm home alone I leave the door open while I'm taking a dump lol

20 minutes 41 seconds ago by 21Joe5

oomf taking a dump haha!

22 minutes 52 seconds ago by dlo_94

lol when Fahad calls me when he's taking a dump @MonkeyWithSwag >

26 minutes 8 seconds ago by Ryan_Bahra

taking a dump in 90's and taking a dump today http://t.co/ElJ4Bh3c

26 minutes 57 seconds ago by gabbyeme

Neighbors blew out my driveway so I guess I can't really complain that their dog is now in my yard taking a dump. :-\

30 minutes 5 seconds ago by brendajos

I wonder how many goals I have missed in my life due to taking a dump.

36 minutes 26 seconds ago by darin22b

Home from my first day at wolf creek. Taking a post-work dump #yeaboi

42 minutes 27 seconds ago by bensonharb

@yodaism I'm taking a dump soon..will ponder I will

49 minutes 22 seconds ago by PeterBasi

@Not786 don't tweet me while you taking a dump

50 minutes 11 seconds ago by roxannadville