I wanted to beat the crap out of a lady after I saw her dog taking a crap on a plot ,sign saying No DOGS ALLOWED! so i took a video instead

6 minutes 25 seconds ago by Choppytech

Its funny how you think youre the shit because you have a crap ass job and you think u taking care of business!

14 minutes 41 seconds ago by tiweezy

That awkward moment when you're taking a crap and you hear the song "always love you" coming from the next room over #ItsAGuysRoomIThought

19 minutes 40 seconds ago by DeVanteParker

Sooooo amber started crawling away really fast from me when I asked her if she's taking a crap o_O

28 minutes 37 seconds ago by heyymickey127

@Ludakrisi Man, you are taking a lot of crap for what other people are doing today. smh

41 minutes 25 seconds ago by dawgontap

Holy crap @LowkeyMusic1 could say he's taking over every government and is a homosexual peace-seeking dancer and he'll get 24647 retweets.

44 minutes 42 seconds ago by Azaan_Ace

Thinking of taking a nap so I can do useless crap all through the night

52 minutes 50 seconds ago by iwantyoursoda

@J_Ribera25 holy crap! You just made me feel so guilty for hitting snooze this morning instead of taking my dog for a run #keepkickingass

57 minutes 48 seconds ago by OnlyJJack

lol @ brian boyle's response to all the crap he is taking in #nyr locker room after his pats lost "they can all jump in a lake." #classic

1 hours 7 minutes 44 seconds ago by PaulsRandomness

WTF is this face about!? Look like she is taking a crap in the air http://t.co/IvWHzjPx <======== #teamfollowback #autofollowback

1 hours 11 minutes 40 seconds ago by MrUniqueGFX

“@Cayse_Justine: feel like shit. taking a nap.” *crap

1 hours 36 minutes 57 seconds ago by kyle_knight22

RT @shitmydadsays: "Bullshit. War ain't over till people stop shooting. You can't say you're done taking a crap if shit's still coming out of your ass."

1 hours 51 minutes 1 seconds ago by sjvsworldtour

yes. yes I am taking a crap in my twitcon. sue me.

1 hours 53 minutes 17 seconds ago by CityyTowers

RT @carole_bouchard: Seriously amazed on why Nadal is taking all the crap, whereas Federer hasn't win a GS in 2 years. Let's not talk abt Murray. Really, try

1 hours 54 minutes 27 seconds ago by Gael92Kun

This crap make u feel like u taking a final... I just wanna sit down

1 hours 57 minutes 29 seconds ago by Miss_Magen