"@OMGFacts: 1 in 5 office coffee mugs contain poop bacteria" not mine, I take it home and wash mine. And carry it in a baggie

12 minutes 31 seconds ago by abbyruth

@jodienoelle17 has to take four showers a day cause she cant hold in her poop longer than 3 secounds

27 minutes 9 seconds ago by DreamLikeAnOwl

Speaking of baby, we're getting him set for a bath, take his nappy off & shortly after does the wettest, noisiest, poop ever.

28 minutes 51 seconds ago by Jamesabeth

@apajakowski I play the Notre Dame fight song, and take a poop on @TPajakowski9 's carpet, and a couple of warm up laps around the room

36 minutes 52 seconds ago by One_Eyed_Holtz

Feels good to finally take a poop in my own house.

38 minutes 8 seconds ago by Ju_lameMendez

@TarylT ah u duno wa ur missin mun! I had 2 on lastnite was lovly! Ah i watched take me out but didn c tha, Musta bn wen i was avin a poop!

48 minutes 53 seconds ago by NadineMorgan4

I wanna take a poop in the lake poop poop in the lake(; #imisssummer

52 minutes 47 seconds ago by v_turbs10

RT @crystaldrist: Only I would take my dog for a walk and have him almost kick poop up into my face.

56 minutes 41 seconds ago by StephPedalDown

Bears should be in the superbowl, whatever gonna sleep all day and take a big poop in the front yard http://t.co/tYvb97hr

1 hours 2 minutes 34 seconds ago by Addy_Ramona

RT @Pennam2: I think to myself, as I sit in the back of this bus, how did #therealrosenkrantz take a poop when their is no toilet paper on the bus?

1 hours 15 minutes 59 seconds ago by innamoratoj1

@TheFunnyRacist How long does it take a black lady to poop? 9 months:) #outlaw

1 hours 22 minutes 12 seconds ago by AlecDeBaere2

RT @Cammybear4: If this gets 47.82536 Retweets, I'll take a massive poop.

1 hours 46 minutes 15 seconds ago by PresidentLeroy

If this gets 47.82536 Retweets, I'll take a massive poop.

1 hours 52 minutes 11 seconds ago by Cammybear4

@Rabas4 tried to take a cat poop and I threw up

1 hours 55 minutes 15 seconds ago by CoreyCates